2005년 03월 10일
당신이 한국 사람임을 깨달을 때
그 '당신은 어느 행성에서 왔나요'등의 재미있는 테스트를 모아둔 사이트
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'당신이 ***사람임을 깨달을 때' 중 '한국'인데
재밌네요.
언제 이런걸 모아놨는지.
옮겨보다 귀찮아서 말았음. 보기/감추기
블로그씽에서 발견한
'당신이 ***사람임을 깨달을 때' 중 '한국'인데
재밌네요.
언제 이런걸 모아놨는지.
옮겨보다 귀찮아서 말았음. 보기/감추기
You Know You're Korean When...
(근데 외국에 사는 한국인 이야기가 많네요)
You have a container full of Kim-Chee in your fridge right now.
지금 냉장고에 김치로 꽉 찬 큰 통이 있다.
You or your parents start singing when drunk.
부모님이나 난 취하면 노래를 부른다.
Your parents are shorter than you.
나보다 부모님이 키가 작다.
You call a korean older than you "Oppa/Hyung" or "Un Nee/Nuna"
나이 많은 사람을 '오빠/형' '언니/누나'라고 부른다.
Your parents think church is a social event.
부모님은 교회를 동네일쯤으로 여기신다.
"No-Rae-Bang" is a common household word.
'노래방'은 일상다반사.
Your main source of income is New Years.
주 수입일(돈 들어오는 날)은 '설날'
Everyone asks if you're Chinese.
사람들이 다 중국인이냐고 묻는다
Your parents think anything goes with rice.
부모님은 '밥이면 다 오케이'이시다.
"Glue? Use rice, it’s better"
"풀? 밥풀로 붙여. 그게 나아."
Your parents have never kissed you.
부모님은 절대 뽀뽀는 안 해주신다.
Your parents have never kissed each other.
부모님은 절대 입맞춤 안 하신다.
Failing a class means finding a new place to live.
공부 못 하면 이사 가야 된다.
Your mom rents korean soap operas and watches them daily.
어머니는 맨날 드라마를 보신다.
Sleeping on the floor is nothing new to you.
바닥에서 자는 건 새로울 것도 없지.
Your parents yell your korean name REAL loud in public places.
부모님은 공공장소에서 크게 이름을 불러제끼곤 하신다.
No matter how hard they try, your parents will never pronounce "wood" correctly.
부모님은 암만 노력해도 "wood"를 제대로 발음 못 하신다.
You think ramen is the fifth food group.
라면은 '5군 식품'에 들어간다고 생각한다.
You have to translate for your parents when ordering fast food.
부모님이 패스트푸드를 주문하실때 내가 통역해드려야 한다.
Your family owns a dry cleaning place, liquor store, or grocery store.
가족 중 누군가는 세탁소나 주류판매점이나 슈퍼를 하고 있다.
Your mother has a short haired, curly perm.
어머니는 뽀글머리 파마를 하셨다.
Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying your 12 when your really 14.
You ask your parents help on your math homework and 2 hours later they're still lecturing you about how they knew it in 4th grade.
You have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry.
You've had a bowl haircut in one part in your life.
You've had to sit through karaoke videos with ugly asian women attempting to dance in a temple or park.
You've had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hotdogs.
Piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back, and closet doors.
You hear (your name + eee (optional) + yah) every time someone calls you.
Your parents insist you marry someone Korean.
People see a bunch of scribble on chopsticks and ask you to translate.
Your parents simply cut off the green/black part off the bread and say "Eat it anyway, it’s good for you."
Your parents have either forced you to play the piano, violin, or both.
You have rocks, sticks, leaves, deer antlers, and other strange smelling substances for medicine.
Your parents read about some super nerd who has no life and got in the paper for scoring highest in the SAT’s and ask why you can't be more like him.
When an Asian girl with a white guy (or vice versa) walks by, your parents STARE at them with their eyes popping out.
When you go to buffets, your parents make you eat until you think you're going to hurl, and even after you do, they say, "good, eat more."
Your parents never participated in the "American" traditions of Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy. You'll say, "Where's Santa Claus?" and they'll reply, "Santa Claus! Ptch! He's dead!" And then you'll start crying.
After you're get off the phone with someone from the opposite sex, your parents will start interrogating you about that person (except the last one). You'll talk to someone from the opposite sex two days in a row, and your parents immediately think there's something going on.
You bring home straight As, and your parents say, "So? You're supposed to get that!"
집에 곧바로 들어가면 부모님은 이러실 거다. "그래서? 당연히 그래야지!"
You're proud to be Korean - and you pass these jokes on to all your Korean friends!
한국인인게 자랑스럽다. (그리고 이 리스트를 모든 친구들과 돌려본다 !)
(근데 외국에 사는 한국인 이야기가 많네요)
You have a container full of Kim-Chee in your fridge right now.
지금 냉장고에 김치로 꽉 찬 큰 통이 있다.
You or your parents start singing when drunk.
부모님이나 난 취하면 노래를 부른다.
Your parents are shorter than you.
나보다 부모님이 키가 작다.
You call a korean older than you "Oppa/Hyung" or "Un Nee/Nuna"
나이 많은 사람을 '오빠/형' '언니/누나'라고 부른다.
Your parents think church is a social event.
부모님은 교회를 동네일쯤으로 여기신다.
"No-Rae-Bang" is a common household word.
'노래방'은 일상다반사.
Your main source of income is New Years.
주 수입일(돈 들어오는 날)은 '설날'
Everyone asks if you're Chinese.
사람들이 다 중국인이냐고 묻는다
Your parents think anything goes with rice.
부모님은 '밥이면 다 오케이'이시다.
"Glue? Use rice, it’s better"
"풀? 밥풀로 붙여. 그게 나아."
Your parents have never kissed you.
부모님은 절대 뽀뽀는 안 해주신다.
Your parents have never kissed each other.
부모님은 절대 입맞춤 안 하신다.
Failing a class means finding a new place to live.
공부 못 하면 이사 가야 된다.
Your mom rents korean soap operas and watches them daily.
어머니는 맨날 드라마를 보신다.
Sleeping on the floor is nothing new to you.
바닥에서 자는 건 새로울 것도 없지.
Your parents yell your korean name REAL loud in public places.
부모님은 공공장소에서 크게 이름을 불러제끼곤 하신다.
No matter how hard they try, your parents will never pronounce "wood" correctly.
부모님은 암만 노력해도 "wood"를 제대로 발음 못 하신다.
You think ramen is the fifth food group.
라면은 '5군 식품'에 들어간다고 생각한다.
You have to translate for your parents when ordering fast food.
부모님이 패스트푸드를 주문하실때 내가 통역해드려야 한다.
Your family owns a dry cleaning place, liquor store, or grocery store.
가족 중 누군가는 세탁소나 주류판매점이나 슈퍼를 하고 있다.
Your mother has a short haired, curly perm.
어머니는 뽀글머리 파마를 하셨다.
Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying your 12 when your really 14.
You ask your parents help on your math homework and 2 hours later they're still lecturing you about how they knew it in 4th grade.
You have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry.
You've had a bowl haircut in one part in your life.
You've had to sit through karaoke videos with ugly asian women attempting to dance in a temple or park.
You've had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hotdogs.
Piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back, and closet doors.
You hear (your name + eee (optional) + yah) every time someone calls you.
Your parents insist you marry someone Korean.
People see a bunch of scribble on chopsticks and ask you to translate.
Your parents simply cut off the green/black part off the bread and say "Eat it anyway, it’s good for you."
Your parents have either forced you to play the piano, violin, or both.
You have rocks, sticks, leaves, deer antlers, and other strange smelling substances for medicine.
Your parents read about some super nerd who has no life and got in the paper for scoring highest in the SAT’s and ask why you can't be more like him.
When an Asian girl with a white guy (or vice versa) walks by, your parents STARE at them with their eyes popping out.
When you go to buffets, your parents make you eat until you think you're going to hurl, and even after you do, they say, "good, eat more."
Your parents never participated in the "American" traditions of Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy. You'll say, "Where's Santa Claus?" and they'll reply, "Santa Claus! Ptch! He's dead!" And then you'll start crying.
After you're get off the phone with someone from the opposite sex, your parents will start interrogating you about that person (except the last one). You'll talk to someone from the opposite sex two days in a row, and your parents immediately think there's something going on.
You bring home straight As, and your parents say, "So? You're supposed to get that!"
집에 곧바로 들어가면 부모님은 이러실 거다. "그래서? 당연히 그래야지!"
You're proud to be Korean - and you pass these jokes on to all your Korean friends!
한국인인게 자랑스럽다. (그리고 이 리스트를 모든 친구들과 돌려본다 !)
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